2008-08-19 [9:34 p.m.]: Come drink for V'ger!

2008-08-15 [6:17 p.m.]: It twitched! It's still alive!

2008-04-04 [11:03 p.m.]: Drag photos are like a real update.

2008-03-13 [10:52 p.m.]: The Youtube fairy told me I was a real boy.

2008-01-01 [9:39 a.m.]: A strange interlude.

2007-12-30 [4:22 a.m.]: I just flew back from Vegas, and boy are my...

2007-12-25 [5:08 p.m.]: Again?

2007-12-25 [12:54 a.m.]: My adventure for the night.

2007-12-24 [10:36 p.m.]: "I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho."

2007-11-12 [8:50 p.m.]: Legs and genitals.

2007-09-26 [7:03 p.m.]: I poked one... affirmative, it was dead.

2007-08-20 [7:05 p.m.]: I get by...

2007-08-16 [11:25 p.m.]: Boxes, buddies and a rental van.

2007-08-12 [5:37 p.m.]: It's a good gig, but the paperwork's a doozy...

2007-08-01 [3:00 p.m.]: Moving on.

2007-07-02 [1:38 a.m.]: Shit happens. Generally, right outside my window.

2007-04-30 [10:45 p.m.]: Tidbits and hobos.

2007-03-14 [11:43 p.m.]: Pie: 2007

2007-03-09 [10:59 p.m.]: Awww... Who's a professional? You are! Yes! You are!

2007-02-28 [11:30 p.m.]: Poker means I don't know how to live my life.

2007-01-25 [2:03 p.m.]: We interrupt this program for a health advisory. About your crotch.

2007-01-24 [5:19 p.m.]: I am not teh gayest.

2006-11-23 [7:03 a.m.]: Jesse isn't here right noooow, man.

2006-11-03 [10:48 a.m.]: Frisco Updates

2006-10-29 [9:12 p.m.]: Scalped!

2006-10-26 [5:00 p.m.]: Kitties workin' it on the Haight.

2006-08-16 [11:59 p.m.]: 25 years is what... tungsten? Chromium?

2006-08-08 [11:12 p.m.]: La la la. I'm all fucked up on antidepressants.

2006-06-12 [2:04 p.m.]: This one is going on my resumé.

2006-03-27 [3:20 p.m.]: The wind was not the beginning.

2006-03-14 [10:54 p.m.]: Pi Day comes right after Hamentashen Day

2006-03-08 [12:40 p.m.]: My name is Jesse Frimmer-frammer

2006-01-19 [9:43 p.m.]: Unexpected events.

2006-01-02 [1:49 p.m.]: A New Year's toast.

2005-12-20 [8:13 a.m.]: Somewhere between the Blackout of '03, and the Blizzard of '97.

2005-11-28 [4:49 a.m.]: Is this a post about a webcomic? Seriously?

2005-11-15 [7:45 a.m.]: Conversations with dreams.

2005-11-13 [3:37 a.m.]: Wherein I encounter a crabshrimp.

2005-11-06 [2:30 a.m.]: NaDruWriNi = time for melodrama!

2005-09-30 [3:32 a.m.]: To the universe at large:

2005-09-21 [1:53 a.m.]: This is not a "what I've been doing for a month" post. That'll be next.

2005-08-18 [11:26 p.m.]: Oxymoron: what an interesting meme!

2005-08-02 [5:35 p.m.]: What are we going to joke about curing next?

2005-07-26 [12:20 p.m.]: Well, little boosts are always appreciated...

2005-07-17 [10:01 p.m.]: And the hits just keep on coming.

2005-07-17 [2:47 a.m.]: How I learned to stop worrying and love Harry Potter.

2005-07-15 [5:08 p.m.]: Teh sick.

2005-07-14 [12:57 a.m.]: So, maybe it IS that time.

2005-06-29 [12:35 a.m.]: I suppose you're all wondering why I've called you here today...

2005-06-26 [7:08 p.m.]: Fuck.

2005-06-16 [1:26 a.m.]: Holy desktop decisions, Batman!

2005-06-08 [3:22 a.m.]: Girlfriends and living arrangements.

2005-06-01 [12:31 a.m.]: Rocky Horror 2003 pics are (finally) up

2005-05-28 [4:29 a.m.]: Kittens go to war!

2005-05-20 [2:37 a.m.]: Delicious Photo Goodness(TM)

2005-05-12 [4:11 a.m.]: For those who can't afford a christmas tree...

2005-05-10 [9:14 a.m.]: Hurrah for vaguely authentic memety reminiscences!

2005-05-08 [2:35 a.m.]: Noo hair.

2005-03-24 [9:45 p.m.]: What do you do at a trendy club?

2005-03-14 [2:38 a.m.]: I will give you Pies! Oh such pies will I give...

2005-03-04 [3:17 a.m.]: Just one piece of news...

2005-02-16 [2:56 a.m.]: We interrupt this journal for a message from our fuzzy masters:

2005-02-14 [11:00 p.m.]: Paella. Also, Sesquipedalian.

2005-02-10 [12:28 a.m.]: Gung Hay Fat Wednesday

2005-02-09 [12:23 p.m.]: This entry has no theme.

2005-01-30 [3:36 a.m.]: A very different Rocky Horror

2005-01-28 [12:30 a.m.]: I think it's only fair to warn you...

2005-01-23 [3:32 p.m.]: Sitting inside a broken laundromat with money in my pocket.

2004-12-24 [3:35 p.m.]: Well, my foot's all sorts of screwed up.

2004-12-09 [12:17 a.m.]: Free Comics, take 2

2004-12-01 [8:59 p.m.]: Who wants free comics? (Some restrictions apply)

2004-11-26 [8:07 p.m.]: Black Friday 2004

2004-11-24 [9:29 p.m.]: NaNoWriMo Live

2004-11-16 [4:26 p.m.]: When I post a quiz, you know something's up...

2004-11-14 [11:48 a.m.]: A very Vassar Rocky.

2004-11-08 [11:27 p.m.]: Pardon me a bit of melancholy

2004-11-03 [1:46 a.m.]: Back for a minute.

2004-09-19 [12:25 p.m.]: Yarrrr...

2004-08-29 [9:54 a.m.]: Say goodbye to Florida...

2004-08-23 [11:25 p.m.]: Memo from florida...

2004-08-18 [12:12 a.m.]: Birthday goodness.

2004-08-15 [8:13 p.m.]: (Twenty)-three is a magic number. Oh yes it is...

2004-08-03 [7:52 p.m.]: No More Magic Cards

2004-07-23 [6:00 p.m.]: Name change

2004-07-15 [7:26 a.m.]: Not a failure yet.

2004-07-02 [7:44 a.m.]: Chivalry

2004-06-04 [7:06 p.m.]: Do I dislike you?

2004-05-03 [5:03 p.m.]: I am not writing this from the hospital.

2004-04-27 [1:16 p.m.]: I'll admit it, I like this one.

2004-04-22 [5:39 p.m.]: Sometimes I hide.

2004-04-02 [5:45 a.m.]: An update on new exes, and assorted other things.

2004-03-20 [3:38 a.m.]: Because I made a promise...

2004-03-15 [12:03 a.m.]: Happy Pi day.

2004-03-08 [11:03 p.m.]: Requisite "it's a small world" post...

2004-02-24 [10:30 p.m.]: Read whichever of these bits look interesting...

2004-02-14 [3:19 a.m.]: Dude! I'm a cocktail!

2004-02-12 [1:50 a.m.]: On the phone today:

2004-02-09 [4:51 a.m.]: Asked and answered.

2004-02-08 [11:48 p.m.]: An open letter.

2004-02-08 [4:07 p.m.]: A little help here?

2004-02-08 [3:20 p.m.]: Ok. So maybe it won't.

2004-02-08 [5:24 a.m.]: What a queer party.

2004-02-07 [3:29 a.m.]: Got to see Ali. Also, the UCB.

2004-01-29 [12:06 p.m.]: My geek penis is growing by the second.

2004-01-28 [2:27 a.m.]: Gaming at NonCon?

2004-01-17 [6:55 a.m.]: Private parts of speech.

2004-01-08 [6:31 p.m.]: Who knows why they died?

2004-01-03 [5:42 a.m.]: Plans whose third steps are not "Profit!"

2003-12-28 [12:24 a.m.]: Gropius sounds like a dirty Roman god...

2003-12-20 [3:40 a.m.]: Den mother to the damned.

2003-12-19 [7:05 p.m.]: I've been having a lot of capital-t Thoughts.

2003-12-19 [4:13 a.m.]: I was born out of wedlock, you know.

2003-12-18 [4:44 a.m.]: On tarot, luck, and when you start to believe.

2003-12-16 [3:47 a.m.]: The entries I didn't write today.

2003-11-29 [4:23 a.m.]: For god's sake...

2003-11-25 [4:26 a.m.]: Every time I think they've hit the stupidity barrier...

2003-11-23 [7:19 p.m.]: Sick and tired of being sick and tired...

2003-11-22 [3:35 a.m.]: A packrat's nightmare

2003-11-18 [11:14 p.m.]: Disgusting creatures.

2003-11-15 [2:13 p.m.]: I am not really here.

2003-11-06 [3:24 a.m.]: The Matrix is less amusing than The Sarge

2003-10-28 [12:42 a.m.]: Why people read playboy.

2003-10-25 [5:48 p.m.]: On great sex and great movies.

2003-10-19 [7:06 a.m.]: Today, I feel as though I have been active.

2003-10-15 [9:57 a.m.]: It's enough to make me want to be in contact with Tara...

2003-09-29 [4:29 a.m.]: To -er is human, to -ist divine.

2003-09-17 [10:37 p.m.]: Does anyone have a home for wayward stuffed animals?

2003-09-13 [10:21 a.m.]: It's raining.

2003-09-13 [12:37 a.m.]: Off to the Ren-izzle Fa-izzle...

2003-09-12 [2:36 a.m.]: Out of curiosity...

2003-09-09 [6:37 p.m.]: Halfway through Change Day.

2003-09-09 [1:11 a.m.]: Tomorrow, I will change my life.

2003-09-08 [7:08 p.m.]: A heroic epic in fifty-three parts.

2003-09-05 [3:16 a.m.]: Tonight, I ran a game.

2003-09-01 [4:39 a.m.]: Counting Crows, robot dinosaur overlords, wet dreams, and... hmm... hebrew.

2003-08-22 [1:30 p.m.]: I helped fight terrorists yesterday.

2003-08-20 [1:29 a.m.]: I am made of a completely useless age.

2003-08-18 [3:57 p.m.]: Hey kids. Do you like ice cream?

2003-08-16 [9:04 a.m.]: Ok, this is just fucked up.

2003-08-15 [10:03 a.m.]: The juice is back.

2003-08-10 [2:06 a.m.]: Jeez... what do you have in here?

2003-08-06 [5:00 a.m.]: It'll be over soon.

2003-08-04 [7:45 p.m.]: At least she lived to see another war in Iraq.

2003-07-23 [2:33 p.m.]: Cable!

2003-07-16 [7:24 p.m.]: I do try to see both sides of an issue...

2003-07-11 [3:58 a.m.]: Some answers, and an insult.

2003-07-10 [1:18 a.m.]: Stasis.

2003-07-07 [1:55 p.m.]: The humpback anglerfish.

2003-06-28 [5:40 p.m.]: It's too hot to be interesting.

2003-06-24 [6:02 p.m.]: There is just so much to do!

2003-06-15 [3:30 a.m.]: Doing better.

2003-06-07 [4:22 a.m.]: Hey, remember the 80's?

2003-06-05 [9:27 p.m.]: Notices

2003-06-04 [1:57 a.m.]: Keanu Reeves kicks ass?

2003-05-28 [4:36 a.m.]: Time for one of those life-update entries full of <HR> tags

2003-05-25 [6:56 a.m.]: A semantic question...

2003-05-23 [9:12 p.m.]: Friday returns.

2003-05-21 [9:29 a.m.]: The universe wants me to play poker.

2003-05-17 [5:26 a.m.]: I am the next umm... crap. Who's a famous jewelry designer?

2003-05-16 [5:35 p.m.]: I know you care about my cats.

2003-05-16 [1:40 a.m.]: I know how you all love photographs...

2003-05-15 [9:03 p.m.]: Shiny people.

2003-05-15 [5:37 a.m.]: Impressions of The Matrix Reloaded.

2003-05-11 [7:22 p.m.]: So... yeah. Life is full of suck.

2003-05-11 [4:42 a.m.]: I don't fucking get it.

2003-05-09 [8:56 p.m.]: It's amazing how little it takes to render me helpless.

2003-05-09 [5:47 p.m.]: Slept 'till 5

2003-05-09 [8:10 a.m.]: Babykiller.

2003-05-07 [11:14 p.m.]: Let's rewind a little.

2003-05-02 [9:21 p.m.]: I am preparing to leave now.

2003-04-30 [5:58 a.m.]: Well, I was wrong.

2003-04-30 [3:04 a.m.]: Good and bad...

2003-04-29 [10:51 a.m.]: Free Ice Cream!

2003-04-27 [7:39 p.m.]: Neil Gaiman has something he'd like to point out.

2003-04-25 [7:11 p.m.]: Someone wrote a poem about me...

2003-04-23 [8:54 p.m.]: Some days, we are inspired.

2003-04-21 [9:49 p.m.]: For crying out loud. Your political affiliation is not a frickin' boolean variable.

2003-04-20 [9:09 p.m.]: Rather than know hebrew, I will post thoughts.

2003-04-18 [1:39 a.m.]: Neal's favorite chicken.

2003-04-16 [3:43 a.m.]: Tuesday remains talk-to-girls-after-class day.

2003-04-15 [12:09 a.m.]: Mike Develin

2003-04-09 [6:59 a.m.]: Considering the personal nature of the topic...

2003-04-08 [12:06 a.m.]: The opposite of progress.

2003-04-06 [4:33 p.m.]: For the record...

2003-04-01 [11:25 a.m.]: Pets are hardcore.

2003-03-26 [2:09 a.m.]: Today was a better one.

2003-03-25 [2:14 a.m.]: I know where the hot dog carts sleep...

2003-03-24 [2:43 p.m.]: Aw hell...

2003-03-23 [9:32 p.m.]: Suffocating in one's sleep...

2003-03-23 [5:38 a.m.]: Spring break can suck my left nad.

2003-03-19 [2:24 a.m.]: A Handy Dictionary.

2003-03-16 [6:27 p.m.]: A confession.

2003-03-14 [3:25 a.m.]: Happy π day!

2003-03-12 [11:30 a.m.]: "Why are we here?" "We're waiting."

2003-03-07 [8:17 p.m.]: Funniest non-sequiter of the day.

2003-03-05 [5:43 p.m.]: Alright people, enough is enough. They were not just wearing t-shirts.

2003-02-26 [11:03 p.m.]: I'm so fucking old.

2003-02-26 [6:08 p.m.]: Math is hard.

2003-02-23 [4:25 p.m.]: Solomon Grundy, bored on Sunday.

2003-02-20 [4:10 p.m.]: Sundry thoughts on the grey market, and pie.

2003-02-19 [1:03 a.m.]: And now, I succumb.

2003-02-15 [2:06 a.m.]: Now we're playing poughkeepsie.

2003-02-12 [2:05 a.m.]: Wait for me at the next Renn Faire!

2003-02-11 [12:03 a.m.]: On Wilhelm.

2003-02-07 [2:52 a.m.]: Soon I will be able to get a subway seat at any time of the day.

2003-02-05 [2:51 a.m.]: Damn. I have to remember how to do this.

2003-02-03 [5:22 a.m.]: And now, the perennial question: who am I?

2003-01-29 [3:39 a.m.]: And now, it's time for everyone's favorite show...

2003-01-26 [11:24 p.m.]: It's like a breath of fresh air. Almost exactly, in fact.

2003-01-23 [2:46 a.m.]: I am productive, helpful, inventive, and full of parasites.

2003-01-19 [6:37 a.m.]: I smell of tobacco and sex appeal.

2003-01-13 [8:24 p.m.]: Cold blooded.

2003-01-08 [10:52 p.m.]: Things that came up.

2003-01-05 [7:36 p.m.]: A pizza of enormous girth

2003-01-02 [4:57 a.m.]: A call for help.

2002-12-31 [4:59 p.m.]: I just got a phone call.

2002-12-30 [3:49 p.m.]: I normally object to quizzes.

2002-12-27 [2:32 a.m.]: Sometimes things go off without a hitch.

2002-12-25 [8:02 a.m.]: I'm dreaming / of a wet / jewish movie day

2002-12-21 [4:49 p.m.]: Out of curiousity...

2002-12-20 [10:50 a.m.]: I knew there was something I liked about Comp Sci.

2002-12-20 [8:03 a.m.]: On the one hand...

2002-12-19 [12:15 p.m.]: Periodically, there is a quote in a comic strip that just makes my day.

2002-12-16 [11:40 p.m.]: Finals week. The weeks of finals. The final week.

2002-12-15 [1:06 a.m.]: Those strange little revelations.

2002-12-13 [3:26 p.m.]: This is either very good, or very bad....

2002-12-10 [6:24 a.m.]: For the sake of my own sanity...

2002-12-09 [1:36 a.m.]: I'll refrain from summarizing my weekend here...

2002-12-06 [1:14 a.m.]: A public message for a friend or friends.

2002-12-05 [2:47 p.m.]: I promise a longer update later...

2002-12-02 [4:02 p.m.]: Who's your daddy?

2002-11-29 [6:33 p.m.]: A morning at the psychologist's. Act 3, Scene 21. Take one.

2002-11-26 [3:14 a.m.]: Marx was a LARPer.

2002-11-25 [1:39 a.m.]: On Brooklyn accents.

2002-11-23 [6:45 p.m.]: When did I get so old?

2002-11-22 [9:22 p.m.]: Neurological quote of the day:

2002-11-22 [10:11 a.m.]: Waiting in line with my friends.

2002-11-21 [3:05 a.m.]: If god had meant man to kill himself...

2002-11-20 [6:21 p.m.]: Well, that didn't work out at all.

2002-11-19 [3:49 a.m.]: Time to catch up with myself.

2002-11-18 [9:53 a.m.]: Wow. Showers rock.

2002-11-17 [6:51 a.m.]: It's been a busy night...

2002-11-08 [3:05 a.m.]: *Avoiding putting a morbid or self-deprecating title here*

2002-11-05 [1:58 a.m.]: Urm... wow.

2002-11-02 [11:31 p.m.]: A portrait of the artist as a young, poorly-medicated, computer science major.

2002-10-31 [1:38 a.m.]: This is the difference between boys and girls...

2002-10-31 [1:19 a.m.]: For all those who wonder what my halloween is like...

2002-10-28 [2:24 a.m.]: Revelation is a lot of work.

2002-10-25 [6:35 p.m.]: So, here's what happened...

2002-10-25 [10:43 a.m.]: Mmmmm... death....

2002-10-20 [9:41 p.m.]: Tell me who you are!

2002-10-15 [4:49 a.m.]: Musicians and their fans...

2002-10-14 [9:39 a.m.]: So, yesterday.

2002-10-09 [12:21 a.m.]: By popular demand... updates.

2002-10-08 [12:40 p.m.]: God-damn cocktease of a dream...

2002-10-05 [1:42 a.m.]: I've just had one of the more interesting online conversations I can remember...

2002-10-04 [9:59 p.m.]: It's not usually this bad...

2002-10-04 [1:03 p.m.]: Also, a quick note:

2002-10-04 [2:00 a.m.]: Some things.

2002-10-02 [12:54 a.m.]: Dancing Fool.

2002-09-29 [8:31 p.m.]: An interesting phenomenon.

2002-09-25 [10:41 a.m.]: Wow... FedEx cuts it close...

2002-09-23 [1:54 a.m.]: I have found my calling...

2002-09-20 [4:22 a.m.]: I try to avoid morbid, self-obsessed bullshit.

2002-09-18 [4:53 p.m.]: Sometimes, I stumble onto things I wish I had written...

2002-09-15 [8:56 a.m.]: How do you go about...

2002-09-12 [2:35 a.m.]: If you're not a gamer, you don't care...

2002-09-11 [11:12 p.m.]: re: Foul-Weather Friends

2002-09-11 [10:01 a.m.]: I won't be commemorating...

2002-09-11 [2:56 a.m.]: Alright. No more fronting.

2002-09-09 [12:28 a.m.]: Umm.. a lot of you have probably heard this by now...

2002-09-07 [4:16 a.m.]: The amazing Spider, man...

2002-09-03 [11:11 p.m.]: We didn't have toys like this when I was a kid...

2002-09-02 [4:18 a.m.]: Depression. Yaaaay!

2002-09-01 [5:08 a.m.]: Overheard on the internet, part 1

2002-08-28 [8:39 a.m.]: Life Lessons.

2002-08-18 [12:22 a.m.]: Gothic Balloon Animals:

2002-08-14 [11:16 a.m.]: Screw drama, want to come to a birthday party?

2002-08-13 [3:01 p.m.]: Why I'm going to die soon...

2002-08-12 [2:32 a.m.]: And, in a blinding flash of egotism...

2002-08-11 [10:55 p.m.]: This isn't a witty entry...

2002-08-06 [4:05 p.m.]: I went to purple.com

2002-08-05 [10:56 a.m.]: So. Contemplating gaming...

2002-08-02 [5:01 p.m.]: Cake or Pie?

2002-08-02 [3:18 a.m.]: So?

2002-07-31 [6:52 p.m.]: Diet Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale.

2002-07-30 [3:45 p.m.]: I don't honestly know, now.

2002-07-28 [8:10 p.m.]: What the hell...

2002-07-24 [5:53 a.m.]: Thoughts: they're free.

2002-07-19 [10:28 p.m.]: Chronicity

2002-07-18 [8:15 p.m.]: I can't help but wonder...

2002-07-17 [12:54 a.m.]: A few small unrelated notes.

2002-07-14 [8:56 p.m.]: For any who worried...

2002-07-14 [9:00 a.m.]: Oh my god... Owww...

2002-07-11 [7:34 a.m.]: (TG NG) * GO = :)

2002-07-09 [3:56 a.m.]: The lists in my head....

2002-07-07 [4:28 p.m.]: For the record...

2002-07-07 [3:18 p.m.]: Things people don't like.

2002-07-05 [10:40 a.m.]: Why my life is more exciting than yours.

2002-07-02 [1:21 a.m.]: Why isn't there a "everyone BUT your friends can see this" setting for entries?

2002-07-01 [5:26 a.m.]: Here I am, before me.

2002-05-16 [8:58 a.m.]: Just a note

2002-03-19 [3:19 a.m.]: My philotypes? Hmm.....

2002-02-07 [12:40 a.m.]: I am a giant killer robot of doom!

2001-10-23 [8:33 p.m.]: Grrr...

2001-10-23 [6:36 p.m.]: In which I create a template

2001-07-07 [5:09 p.m.]: My Only Entry (thus far)

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